Everything Internet… President Signs Order Making Ted Cruz Ineligible for Obamacare 27 Mar 2015 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) — Just hours after Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) told CNN that he had no choice but to sign up for Obamacare, President Barack Obama signed an…
Breaking News Headlines… Steven Spielberg To Direct Sci-Fi Cult Favorite ‘Ready Player One’; Back At Warner Bros 26 Mar 201526 Mar 2015 EXCLUSIVE: Steven Spielberg is set to direct Ready Player One, the highly anticipated project based on the popular sci-fi book by Ernest Cline that takes place in a virtual world.…
Breaking News Headlines… Vallejo Kidnapping for Ransom “Orchestrated”: Police 26 Mar 2015 The mysterious reported kidnapping for ransom took a new twist Wednesday night when authorities said the woman and her family who had made plans to talk to police had disappeared.…
Economic News… Russia: Toy shop releases KGB-themed adverts 26 Mar 2015 A Russian toy shop has launched an advertising campaign which seems to be based on a KGB interrogation. The Central Children's Shop is located on Lubyanka Square, the same place…
Economic News… Can an Algorithm Write a Better News Story Than a Human Reporter? 26 Mar 2015 Had Narrative Science — a company that trains computers to write news stories—created this piece, it probably would not mention that the company’s Chicago headquarters lie only a long baseball…
Breaking News Headlines… New Bergdahl letter outlines torture 26 Mar 2015 Washington (CNN)House Speaker John Boehner said Army Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl is "innocent until proven guilty" after the U.S. military charged him with desertion and misbehavior before the enemy, but emphasized…
Entertainment… Angelina Jolie Undergoes Surgery To Remove Ovaries, Fallopian Tubes To Avoid Cancer 25 Mar 2015 Angelina Jolie has revealed that she underwent preventative surgery to have her ovaries and fallopian tubes removed last week after tests found inflammatory markers that could be an indication of…
Economic News… Amazon Hammers FAA For Lack Of ‘Impetus’ Over Drone Policy 25 Mar 2015 Amazon.com is not pleased with the pace by which the Federal Aviation Administration is addressing the commercial use of drones and it let the public know in a congressional hearing…
Breaking News Headlines… Germanwings plane 4U 9525 crashes in French Alps – no survivors 25 Mar 201525 Mar 2015 A Germanwings plane 4U 9525 crashes in French Alps has crashed in the French Alps on its way from Barcelona to Duesseldorf. The Airbus A320 - flight 4U 9525 -…
Breaking News Headlines… It’s official: ‘The X-Files’ is back with Gillian Anderson, David Duchovny and Chris Carter 25 Mar 2015 The truth is out there once more -- "The X-Files" is coming back to television. David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson will clip on their FBI name badges again as supernatural…
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